Monday, October 1, 2007

10 Reasons You Should Never Get a Job

1. Income for dummies: Are you working for money or is money working for you?

2. Limited experience: Most of the time whatever experience you gain is limited to a very specific area.

3. Lifelong domestication: Are you a good pet?

4. Too many mouths to feed: The return you get from your job does not equal to the amount of value you create in your job, unless you are the owner or the investor.

5. Way too risky: You live in constant fear that you might be fired.

6. Having an evil bovine master.

7. Begging for money: Asking for a pay rise.

8. An inbred social life: No social life if you ONLY mixed with your colleagues.

9. Loss of freedom.

10. Becoming a coward.

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